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Trash It Out

Friday, April 11, 2008

Newsy News on the Hafiz Jabbar channel.



Good Morning.



A murder suspect is currently under investigations for the murder of 2 fellow lives. The murder at YEW TEE involved cups and water.

During the lunch hour rush, police received a distraught call from a lady claiming to have just murdered. Upon reaching the scene the police saw the 2 dead bodies lying naked with their heads swelling. The lady, identified as 'yule'(name could not be realeased due to suspect being a minor.) was arrested on the spot and was detained for questioning. The dead bodies were then taken for autopsy. Upon investigation it was revealed that the murder was one of the most brutal in recent history.
The autopsy revealed that both the deceased were suffering from severe brain damage which was swelling rapidly.
After hours of investigations, the police finally came out with the report. (This report was taken directly from 'yule' who was on a lie detector. Therefore lying is not permitted or she will be electrocuted.)

"I was walking into the kitchen when i heard sounds. I got scared since I was home alone. However i continued washing the dishes. It was when i started washing that i felt something touching me. I freaked out and dropped the cup i was washing. He was huge and looked as though he just came out from the toilet. All wet and dirty. My instinct was to save the house, so i on the tap full blast to scare him. But unfortunately he drowned and died. Feeling terrified, i tried to calm myself down by drinking water, however, the accomplice was waiting for me and his eyes was menacing. My quickest reaction was to grab the poisonous gas and bamboozle him with the gas. I continued until there was no sign of life."

'yule' is now under probation since the judge have ruled murder out of this case. The judge was quoted as saying that 'yule' was doing self-defence. However, the manner in which she murdered was terrifying and she will be sent for counselling as well.











The 2 Dead LIZARDS will be cremated at the Mandai Crematorium this afternoon at 5pm. Well wishes from Baygon and shieldtox will grace the ceremony. Since an overwhelming response is expected, pls book ur tickets at SISTIC before coming. With that, i rest my case.

Hafiz Jabbar, Newsy News Productions.

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